He had a number 3 tattooed on his penis. And when I asked what it meant, he said " you know like dale earnhardt, the intimidator".
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
ok so hold on... from what i hear... thank you... i'm sorry... and your welcome.
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
She grabbed both of our dicks in the pool then said repeatedly, "this is my dream, this is my dream,"
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
My mom just told me my dad shaves his pubes while drunk and I don't know how to feel anymore.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
He said did you just interrupt me midsentence to admire another man's penis?
I'll be honest, this year's Vegas trip will be nothing short of disappointing if there's no repeat of the angry ménage a trios in a closet.
you never know when your going to find a surprise from me in your bed...it keeps you on your toes.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
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