I don't remember. Are we still dating?
Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Sometimes I wonder how you ever made friends then I remember it's because you blew your way to semi-relevance
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
You had the genius idea to tape beer to the celing fan. There goes his security deposit. He is gonna be fuckin pissed.
Synchronized big wheels back flips off the second floor roof. Good idea or great idea?
I just got a reminder alert on my phone for an event I titled "Bradley getting stupid high with me in bed." I assume we planned this during the party. I'm down if you are.
So guess who got away with telling their girlfriend she's insane multiple times in a Valentine's day card. Yup, this guy.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
I woke up with his condom in my mouth. I actually use them now you should be proud of me.
My boob is missing a layer of skin
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
I don't feel like that was meant as a compliment, but really still feels like one
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