No vaginas are yucky and I don't think you're old enough to handle one yet
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
No she stopped screaming. Now she's eating popcorn. Off a plate. With a spoon.
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
NO I WOULD NOT GET A GUMMER FROM A GRANDMOTHER
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat. Gotta get dat dat dat dat dat ~uterus contraction~
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
don't judge my taste in strippers
I AM BEING ACCOSTED BY A HUMMING BIRD
I AM IN MILD DISTRESS
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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