love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
wrigley field is MILF paradise
On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
I have to take his virginity. It's what God put me on earth for. It's my life mission.
She's the one that asked you what my favorite color was & handed you a piece of bacon
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
We have a nice shopping list..vibrators and roller blades
Priorities
Nooo, I ran into two if my exes, both having their engagement parties at the bar. It was like a fucking Eskimo family reunion, but with more tequila.
You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
We won like $80 last night at the casino, so if we get the Plan B we still have enough to get your basic bitch latte from Dunkin. Calm down.
Randomize
