Do vagina's smell?
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
I expect to be treated like a lady. Even If your sticking it in my ass.
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
he called us the olsen twins. we also rapped ignition much to his dismay.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Bring a bathing suit and your good liver.
My good liver is still at the dry cleaners. Will my backup liver suffice?
Maybe
It was technically 11... But I go by McDonald's time, if they aren't servin breakfast, it's the afternoon. Therefore I can drink
He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
Give me an out of order sign and caution tape and we can have sex practically anywhere.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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