Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
why do our vaginas work when we are blacked out?? it's just not fair.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
Regardless of your intentions, deep throating a Twinkie is NOT sexy. You owe that poor cashier an apology the next time you pump gas.
I just got dropped off by that cop that pulled you over. Best sex ever! Consider that $140 ticket my birthday present.
I was going to be upset with you on moral grounds but then i realized free chocolate was involved
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
Are u alive? If u are, you deserve an award.
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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