that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
So my bf wanted to cum on my face and I let him. Afterwards I wiped some off, wiped it across his forehead and said, "The king has returned".
Dating Detox Day 5: had to go out and buy new batteries. this may be harder than I thought
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
Also I just sneezed literally 12 times in a row so violently...boogers everywhere. Sorry to ruin the sexting. I just felt like you had to know
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
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