I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
her name is jenna, so i wanna cunt punt her
that's how i am about ashleys and britneys
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
My parents just out drank me... I cant get back to college soon enough
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Ideas for halloween. We need simple yet hilarious. Cheap yet effective. Slutty yet acceptable. Go.
My name in their phones is "That Girl". If i can't get it to go away, I might as well live up to it.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
nothing like having plan b for breakfast in a cvs parking lot before ordering this semester's textbooks
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
I probably would do him if given the chance but how awkward would Bible study be after that.
Had to claim I'd "gone lesbian" to get my cat back. Thank God I got away from that one.
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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