She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
Well, you're either very drunk or very high but I'll let it slide because I love any type of conversation concerning cheese.
I don't make the first move. Ever. Unless were playing monopoly cause that's my shit
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
It was so weird. She left to go to the bathroom and her older sister leaned towards me with a creepy smile and said, "You don't deserve her" and then continued to stare at me with a crazy expression for the rest of the evening.
That's kinky shit dude.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
you made a mix containing mostly whiskey. then you took a sip, gagged and yelled "perfect!"
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
He jerked off some dude with a slice of Wonder Bread.
The sports guy?
Yeah. They claimed the bread made it hetero
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