Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
just come out here and I will go home with you...
I must have had a great time last night.. I woke up with coconut oil all over my glasses
Also, just saw a homeless man answer a phone call on a blackberry...
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
he's definitely still old enough to be your dad. even your grandfather, if you come from a line of juvenile delinquents
I haven't had to masterbate since I started dating him over a year ago. I don't even know if I remember how and my vagina is calling.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
They're gonna put "is a hoe" on my medical records
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
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