It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i'm having a wet tshirt contest with myself and yet i'm still losing
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
This guy is clearly nuts his idea of a hangover cure is a six pack poured into a camelpack then hiking 3 miles with a weighted vest. He said "learned it in the army i guess drink beer beat the heat"
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
We are making a pool on how long he stays sober this time you want in?
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
What's worse having drunken sex with hot married man or breaking the diet one week in?
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Took it for the first time last night, and i saw a giant pillsbury boy coming after me with a wrench in his hand.
So I woke up this morning to find my laptop open, with a google search for "where to buy marble", and a hungover naked northern girl in my bed who told me that I claimed to be a sculptor last night and that I promised to sculpt a bust of her hands...
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