sometimes I think that if I just met him. he would have a crazy realization and fall madly in love with me. what do you say? I'm not just another fan.
You are an asshole
haha sleeping beauty awakes.
Where did you find this costume?
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Within 5 minutes of max walking in his pants were off and he was wearing my snow goggles as underwear.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I'll be honest. I knew what I was getting into. I'm not proud, but I'll be damned if I'm ashamed. 6 month draught is over. That's justice.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
Agreed then we'll really be on our A game tomorrow. And by A I mean alcohol.
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
I woke up with a hangover and a man bun. Reached over to drink water and accidentally chugged raspberry vodka. So there's that.
Do you ever have one of those days when your breasts are just fucking awesome?
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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