Did you know that when you swallow it's like 60 calories!?
That's okay, it's all protein anyway.
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
His new job just became new places to have sex at.
okay when i look at this i can see it on the future news along with the headline "picture scandal involving senatorial candidate sexually harassing drunken idiot in what appears to be a pink room of pain"
You told us that you don't have to wait in line at Taco Bell. Then, drove up to the window and grabbed someone else's food.
also had sex in his sister's princess style bunk bed.
but you are a princess that one was appropriate.
Nothing like the soothing screaming of your neighbor getting boned while eating a pizza on the front porch.
Is being in jail an excusable absence?
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
All I've done is masturbate and drink while being home from college.
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
we've never stayed at a party for more than an hour. we always end up at a pizzaria. by ourselves. with no friends.
what else are best friends for?
Randomize
