let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Sooo, drunk me had the sense of mind to write down everything that happened last night.....I bet you thought you'd get away with what you did to my parrot.
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
she ate the whole pudding cup using only her tongue. i'm considering going lesbian for her
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
I'm flagged. Drank strippers water. Flashed Dave tryin to get a job here. You order the shots. Green tea betch.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I think the Predator is hunting me in my house. If I don't text you later, send Danny Glover. I love you all.
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
I don't want a big night. But I am okay if we wake up in a penthouse at Crown Casino.
Apologies that our conversations always turn to butt sex or penis size. I thought we out grew that in our 20's.
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