Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
Did I crawl through the hotel lobby all the way to our room?
i was holding a cup in her face for her to throw up in while screaming THIS IS THE DEFINITION OF FRIENDSHIP
I didn't hate myself when I woke up today, that's improvement right?
Is shaving my mustache contingent on you sleeping over tonight?
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
Thanks for letting me rent out your vagina rec room. I don't expect the security deposit back.
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
Gay bathhouses. They're actually a thing. So god does exist. And he doesn't hate me as much as you think he does
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I traded him cumming in my face for a year for a Disney annual pass. One giant leap back for feminism, one small step for the adult child Disney fan.
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
She grinded so hard on my face that I've got rugburn on both eyelids
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