So we've decided on 'hamburger' as your code for tonight. If you add ketchup or fries, we know the threat level has escalated.
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
Ah that type of Dick. I think my phones trying to make me less of a whore by capitalizing Dick. That way it looks like I'm talking about a dude not penis
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
The last thing I remember is sitting in a chair and him hand feeding me bell peppers
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
Well my dad thinks I wake up at 3 or 4 am every day. Really it is just all the booty calls, but I'm glad he thinks I am so motivated
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
I threw a dessert topping at a baby tonight so drink up! If you stay sober tonight I will be very disappointed in you.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
I associate the Game of Thrones theme song with his dick now.
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