Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
There are thorn wounds on my balls, don't ever question my dedication to party again
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
I asked for a dramatic "funeral" look for my makeup. They judged me.
im pretty sure your bra is in my room hanging on my shark pinata
I'm taking it from the chunk of pizza I just pulled out my hair that we ate pizza last night?
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Hey, remember when Hot Stuff played in the back of the ambulance? Or no, cause of your concussion...
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
new district manager is here. you need to come in early
5th mimosa says otherwise
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Oh, did your mom say anything else about my butt?
Randomize
