can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
How's work?
Spinning.
I just got this text "hi this is Julie, I met you last night in the bathroom. You asked me to text you and remind you that you ate an entire lime, because you figured your sober self in the morning would be confused."
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
Apparently, Mom was less-than-happy about us shotgunning beers before we opened presents.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
I'm sort of afraid for my life tho. If the 4th of July can be the way it was a DMX show is capable of anything
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
He stood next to me peeing as I was puking behind a car in the parking lot, telling me how much he loved me. On the other hand, he loves me!
Thanks for going with me today. It’s been a long time since I bought bra and panties because of a guy
It’s called “shopping for lingerie” and it’s one of the many exciting and sexy things that follow a divorce, along with sexting, sleepovers, and orgasms
But, our next lesson is picking up a younger guys at the bar!
Randomize
