After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
they call him Oral-B. enough said
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Well, I'm getting my ex-boyfriend to get me a z pack to cure the chlamydia I got from my married fuck buddy so that I can fuck one of my students.
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
You christened everyone with a powdered doughnut and then tried to absorb vodka with your nipple.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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