She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Lets date for the summer
what?
Dont love me in September.
So I had a Liz Lemon moment today....went to Chipotle to get my "cheer me up" burrito bowl for the 4th time this week and the chipotle guy sighed and said always the same huh?
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Free tacos and bad night are never used in the same sentence
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
if you didn't cry because you couldn't find me and then pee your bed, your wingman status would totally be revoked for leaving me at that party.
Well when you come back we can have a huge bitch fit...or get really drunk....whichever comes first
Puking out the window is really hard when you're the one driving.
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
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