Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Is it bad that I stopped wanting to fuck her as soon as I noticed she had dry skin?
I sometimes completely doubt that you're straight.
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
we need to drink more beer. the fridge wont close.
She can drink whiskey without a chaser and has a fridge full of whipped cream. Girlfriend potential
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
We had car sex in the parking lot of the dispensery while he blasted Tony Bennett. It was so fucking romantic.
took off my bra and popcorn fell out of it. im gonna puke at this wedding...
whose parrot is this?
premonition: im going to wake up covered in mashed potatoes
He pretended his dick was a samurai sword and that he was slaying me with it is it bad I still wanted him to fuck me
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
Apparently I was so drunk last night I got stuck in the revolving door at the hotel. They have suveliance vidoes of it.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
I think my time would be better spent seducing the TA then trying to save this paper.
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