I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
Is there a nice way to say "I like you, but I hate your dick?"
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
hanging out with you guys is like living the wikipedia entry for drugs...not sure i can handle that tonight.
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
I am stoned and listening to the Olympics music I downloaded on Saturday. Best 6 dollars I have ever spent.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
we found her on the beach half naked talking to a palm tree
Which half?
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