11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
I plan on putting pajamas back on after I shower. Today is going to be awesome.
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
Can't a white girl just get drunk on a Sunday night and eat rice crispy treats. SHIT
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
So after my hot dog popped out of the bun and fell to the ground I tried to pick it back up and eat it. He had to kick it away from me to stop me from trying to pick it back up and eat it. I like him.
I have jizz, in my hair. I'm sitting in class with jizz. In. My. Hair. I need to make better life choices.
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
Never drinking before a 6am train again. Just threw up at boarder control and had to pretend it was cause I was pregnant and not cause I trashed.
You make Europe seem so glamorous.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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