i'm touring the leper colony via mapquest street view so we dont have to go there
Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
My cousin just asked what abortion is. Happy Holidays.
Either way I should probably pregame on the plane
You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Yeah. she rolled up to the party on a unicycle then peed in the bushes. TA of the year.
In complete seriousness I think I am the highest person on earth
I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
I just stole a bunch of balloons from a birthday party and am giving one to each person at the bar.
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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