i bet jesus would rush if he went to usc
he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Why's my alcoholism being used to prove a point?
Does Vicodin go better with white or red wine?
Walking back from greek row alone at 3:30am in a child's kangaroo suit...not my proudest moment
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
And then you'll find yourself a hot chick and leave me behind with nothing but my back fat to keep me company.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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