wat bout pragnant strippers??
Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
it's like there's an entire ecosystem in your vagina.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
I'm trying to figure if this dude sitting in his car with the door open is dead or just sleeping. Someone was probably wondering the same thing bout me 20 minutes ago. Your meeting is taking a ridiculous amount of time.
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
No like you've drunkenly persistently tried to take your shirt off in the middle of a park filled with children. You had already thrown your bra at my crotch.
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
the yoga instructor with the "dirt" and "roots" tattoos is seriously mother nature. i get my period after ever session i have with her. i'm trippin' balls over it.
Come over I need help. I just almost died in an acid flashback while listening to do You Feel Like We Do off of the Frampton Comes Alive album.
Randomize