...so i touched it.
It was awkward until we both realized our obsessions with harry potter and sangrias were the same. Now were in love.
You need tk get a life and stop texting me about fictional characters. I don't give a shit.
I wish the health center treadmills counted beers burned not calories
you just used a box of cheese-its to get into the bar
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
For someone only wearing socks and a cast, I felt reallyy overdressed
Listen. I don't care if its "nontoxic" im not putting it in my fucking vagina.
I was trying to be a bartender for my boyfriend and his friends last night, but I was too drunk so I just kept bringing them ice cubes in my hand.
googling pictures of Lindsey Lohan so that I know what to wear to court is definitely a low point in my life
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
It would be awesome if I knew whose teeth these were in my pocket
Today is a shit your pants at work kinda day
It was a blast. I was going to say that throwing up in the airport bathroom wasn't classy, but it's classier than quietly puking into a fast food cup while in your seat during takeoff...
I just saw elmo dancing with gumby. The bars at 7a.m. are AWESOME.
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