What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
He busted his lip while trying to keep from passing out in the pool. The hotel people don't seem to be too concerned that we're passing around a bottle of SoCo at 11 am.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I was chasing moonshine with vodka last night. I'm still not sure how I'm sober right now.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
Good news. His dicks gotten wayy bigger since high school. I love Thanksgiving break.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
He doesn't wear a seatbelt. He votes Republican. He has a small dick. That house of cards just fell apart.
OH DEAR GOD IT GOT IN MY MOUTH AGAIN HELP
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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