Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
Carson kissed me on my cold sore before I could stop him so I think I gave my kid herpes. Mom of the year. Just call me MOTY.
I walked around with red solo cups on my feet, weeds tied around my neck and a tree in my hand
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
If you sleep with him I will stab you int the uterus with a pitchfork.
Prepare the pitchfork.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
I don't know if I'm more disturbed by the fact that you hooked up with a dude with one arm, or that "hook up with a dude with one arm" was on your bucket list.
I just caught my bangs on fire trying to lite a bowl while driving. Thank god it wasn't my eyebrows like last time.
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