is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
you cant keep talent like that locked up in a relationship
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
And I'm stuck at home while my dad's in vegas hanging out with Zach gali... Zach... That guy from the hangover
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I think the only option is to smoke so much weed I just pass out for 3 days.
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
WHO CARES HE GIVES YOU TOE CURLING ORGASMS AND SAYS YOU HAVE KISSABLE SKIN AND RUNWAY MODEL HAIR....WHILE INTOXICATED WITH HIS BEST FRIEND. AND THEN HE SENDS YOU CUTE SELFIES OF THEM!!!!!!! WTF MORE DO YOU WANT FROM LIFE!!! DIE HAPPY ALREADY LADY!!!
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
I’m going down on him like an Oompah Loompah on roller skates.
That makes no sense, but good luck
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