Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
in mid cry she says "I can be a whore if I want to"
I'm still trying to decide if it's a complement when he said "I'd like to subscribe to your daddy issues".
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
do you think theyll let us bring mariachis to the strip club?
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
great idea involving lots of fake blood and face paint, call me tomorrow.
I got to masturbate in Rome in a gorgeous hotel room. Don't try and tell me I need a boyfriend
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I just had really awesome sex bent over the side of an air hockey table. That is all. Happy thanksgiving.
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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