its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
Is it normal that I have to take off my pants to get mouth stitches removed?
when my dick couldnt get hard she said "fly on little wing"
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
This is my life. Enjoy the view
Who the fuck hid 3 Zimas under my pillow?! Icing doesn't count when it's 8am the next morning and everyone's left and you've passed out on your couch. Currently chugging 2 of 3...
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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