I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
i have essays due online every friday...im just going to write 'im hungover' for every one
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
my dentist asked me why my tooth was chipped, i told him i couldn't remember. i think he understands.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I cannot FaceTime with your penis
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
I hate you so much right now. You got us kicked out of my favorite bar because your drunk ass was hogging the Bluetooth jukebox and would play NOTHING but that goddamn skeleton song. IT'S NOT EVEN OCTOBER YET.
Spopky scrzy skeletonssz
I had sex with a mask on because I have the flu and I didn't want to get him sick.
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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