He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Dear male population: sorry for being such a dick tease but thanks for paying for my bar tab and drunk food
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Drunk versus high capture the flag: what team is everybody gonna be on?
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Oh and my new excuse for not being able to hook up is cholera, feel free to use it
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
I responded with "neat-o burrito" to his SEXT...he tried so hard and I just panicked.
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
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