Tell him ill love him long time
I'll assure him of it
just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
HE'S EATING THE CONFETTI. STOP HIM NOW.
Why don't you throw your vagina at it and see what happens?
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
I wanted sex but got Ace Ventura: Pet Detective, instead. Then I had to drive 30 minutes home wet. Worst booty call, ever.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
I'm sitting in my car avoiding a customer. Apparently the new year hasn't affected my attitude nor work ethic
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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