Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
What if we had a smart house and we could just say "baked" and it would rain donuts?
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
Dude, I passed out on the side walk, lost my phone and shirt, and walked 12 miles home after I disappeared from the club
Was your wine and cheese snap taken from the toilet?
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
He doesn't want a full on relationship, he provides me with all the weed I can handle and gives me multiple mind blowing orgasms. He's my soul mate.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
Randomize
