Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
Just got a script for 120 vicodin with 6 refills. I feel like michael jackson.
I could make treat bags
I wish there was a "friends who have gained the most weight since high school" filter on facebook for when I am feeling fat.
1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
I planned out my poor life choices for the weekend.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
He had a tattoo of a crown above his penis. He was AMAZING! It was well deserved. LONG LIVE THE KING!
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