Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I don't think I have ever puked up that much free breakfast in my life...thank god for Nickle Beers.
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
My liver is crying. And I feel like I got fingered by Edward Scissorhands. While he was wearing brass knuckles
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
Today is a wonderful day to be mildly hungover
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
While he was fucking me, he just stopped and said, "Mike says Hi." Then proceeded to fuck me.
What did you do?
What do you say to that!? But, when I came, I screamed out my full name.
There are some people who should not be trusted with a cell phone while drunk. You know your one of them when you call the cops on your own party.
He had a temporary tattoo of Justin Bieber on his dick and I still had sex with him
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