Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
You fell out of the chair and then lifted your foot saying, "If my foot could give you the middle finger it would."
I faked more orgasms with him then ever should be allowed for someone this pretty.
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Then his buddy called and said "my car broke down, I need a ride. If I'm not home by midnight they'll extend my house arrest." And I knew it was time to leave.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
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