come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
Dude!! Mom just asked me why you have 'boobies' hahaha
I hate my life
once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.
And by the way, how is me getting head even remotely comparable to you fucking 3 guys?
I drank almost a whole fifth last night. Woke up with blood everywhere wearing a "stereotype this" tshirt. How fitting
I am like king midas for the gay community. everything I touch turns into a lesbian.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Dude just walked up to me, gave me his number and said, if this number ever calls its my penis,better keep that one handy. I cant lie its the best pick up line ever, im calling his penis.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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