So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
We were hooking up and you crawled into bed with us, because you had lost your phone and didn't "want to be alone at a time like this."
I wish there was a classy way to show off your boobs.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
well at least you didnt have sex with him. i feel like a proud mother. you always have sex with them.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
I wish I cared about making my vagina as presentable as you do.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
WHY HAVE SO MANY THING GONE IN MY BUTT ON THIS TRIP
I found your birth control, it was in your Crown Royal bag.
Jesus better clutch that motherfucking wheel, then.
I'M NOT PUTTING MY TRUST IN JESUS! I'M PUTTING MY TRUST IN YOU!
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