We're talking about addictions in class and there's a girl 2 rows in front of me on Farmville. Hello, example.
Well It's time to grow up anyways, right? Now that you're graduated and have a job you can't drink uncontrollably
No. Now that I'm graduated I can drink uncontrollably at nicer bars
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
Everything smells like beer. Everything. But I cant drag myself out of bed to take a shower. So beer it is.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
I need to stop drunkenly getting naked. I'm losing all my favorite party clothes.
I was the king of the handle race. My team finished it in 56 minutes.
you don't get it. Nobody wins a handle race. there just degrees of losing.
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
Come to office depot with me I need help picking out a daily planner that will help me keep all of my casual sex dates organized.
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
We had sex with a sexual harassment video playing in the background before his gf got there. I've hit a new low
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
My theory is if i keep drinking, evolution will kick in and I will grow a bigger, faster, and more improved liver by January.
Eventually the conversation shifted (as it always does) to Sex toys.
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