I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
My dad and I just got asked if "we wanted a more intimate setting for our date". The world is coming to an end.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
I'm in Starbucks carrying the boxes wine and the hubcap. So many judging looks.
Due to certain anatomical proportions it was less like fucking and more like childbirth.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
She said I'm going to get you stoned and have you fuck me on the couch.
Definitely went down on him last night while he was wearing a cape. He randomly kept swirling it around me and "revealing me" in the mirror like a magic trick. I'm not even a little upset, it's fun fucking younger guys.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
And our sex soundtracks thus far have been metal and Star Wars
I had to cum in my sink.
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
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