Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
a queef is a wish your heart makes.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Exactly how does jacking off in my purse count as a 'early christmas present'?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Scratch that. Good bye liver, good bye clothes, good bye dignity. Hello awesome weekend
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Kyle's mobile fuck service..... Kinda has a nice ring to it don't you think??
My penis needs a shock collar
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
He has a bear rug in his room. I'm going to ask if we can have sex on it. Wilderness sex.
Either it didn’t do much damage or I’ve lost all feeling in my asshole
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
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