i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
Just because we had intercourse doesn't mean we're friends.
Ricky Martin is gay. You owe me $10 from 3rd grade.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
My third nipple is alarmingly under-appreciated.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
Whatever. I indirectly made you cum overseas. Call it even.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
Technically he's married but he says it's "not like that" even tho his wife lives with him. Not sure if I believe him but I'm sleeping with him anyway.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Jealous. I want an iud. Maybe there's a late night bodega that'll insert one for me
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