only if we run a train.
done.
i just threw up repeatedly on the entire entire walk down A1A to the pizza place....then on the way back slipped and fell in it
Oh and then this old man who saw it happen goes "don't do that"
Hahaha what a helpful old man. Like you thought it was normal to be spilling gas everywhere.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
we turned studying into a drinking game, she drinks when she gets it right, i drink when she gets it wrong. so we'll be out soon
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
She slept with 4 other guys since we went on a break. And her ex. But apparently she hasn't given any bjs out of respect for me. Why does that comfort me?!
Right but I don't wanna waste the whole weekend not having sex when we could be having sex
I was basically shocked at how calmly you accepted my violently shoving a french fry in your mouth.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I WAS CONCIEVED IN THE BACK OF MY CAR. THATS HOW OLD THIS CAR IS.
...how and why.
PARENTS ARE MAGIC.
Your text makes more sense read in reverse.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
When I die I just want my headstone to my name, date of birth-death, and TEQUILA!!
Randomize
