I made out with a fat chick last night in a hot tub... btw I am breaking up with you
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
i can barely draw a stick figure let alone shave a heart into my pubes
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
He leaned off the deck, puked a waterfall of beer, looked back at everyone and said "it was just a burp".
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
The second time he came it projectile shot in my ear
We were in a spooning position and it shot all the way up. He was like sorry. Physics.
I don't understand or I understand perfect - if were not talking about fried chicken I'm not sure what's happening.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
How do u even exfoliate your vagina
HELL YEAH TIME TO KICK THE CHILDREN
Btw. I have a sinus infection from doing cocaine in a portapotty at a Duran Duran concert. So, gimme a couple of days before y'all start the party.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
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