Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I've also hijacked your can opener. Sadly not for the same sexual reason as the muddler.
MISSING: One left eyebrow. Reward if returned.
This is absurd. I need a man. Or even a moderately-clean hobo will do at this point.
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
Got paid 100 bucks to babysit a kid for five hours while hungover. I slept the whole time and threw up twice. Yes 100 bucks.
I told her my blood type was O Positive and we started making out. Bio majors are weird.
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
I spend so much of my life shaving my body hair off and I want nothing more than his beard in all my hairless places.
soo... how was my night?
If you left your bike out in front, I just watched some dude steal it.
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