Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
He lit his shirt on fire at the bar by putting a lit cigarette in the pocket to "save for later."
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
It was really weird walking into a CVS and not going straight to the pharmacy for plan B.
I JUST SAW A SIGN LANGUAGE CATFIGHT
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Update: He still has devil magic genitals.
whoevers yellow car is in your driveway right now... i plan to steal. just an FYI
you said you heard a baby, so i told you to go feed it. you came back 2 hours later with a pizza and when i asked you where the baby went you pointed to the pizza and puked.
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