Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
that shit musta been laced I laughed for two hours and everyone looked like penguins
just had an encounter with drunk people from out of state at dairy queen. they wanted to stay till march to see the high school play.
how convenient is it that the kid i'm fucking lives right next to planned parenthood?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Found a guy passed out on the coffee table with a thong duct taped from ear to ear.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
i cant hook up i'm covered in egg rolls
Best single mom victory - getting eaten out in my dodge caravan in the hospital parkade at midnight.Three words: screaming multiple orgasms.
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