my room smells like sperm. sweet.
this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
But it was well worth it to see a man fly through the air in a beaver costume...
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
I may have unintentionally punched your cat twice but he's an asshole anyway.
I'm out of breath and my thighs burn but at least it's over.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
I looked into her soul, didn't I?
You eye-fucked her soul.
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