Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I walked in on him cutting a hole in the condom.
There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
I worked with a girl tonight that recognized me solely from a keg stand she witnessed me do sophmore year. Needless to say this made my night
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
if I die on the way please explain to my mother that I do not wear fishnets on a regular basis
Someday you'll be stoned enough to create a one-person step team and then you'll understand
Just got flashed by an entire bus of girls in school uniforms. We then had to wait beside each other at a light. It was awkward.
yeah, I'm getting gagged by the cock of fate
Aaand now my client contact has seen your boobs.
No, the high point was when you stood on a chair and shouted you were the god of tits and wine.
He's UNCIRCUMCISED. And it curves. Two things I've never encountered in all my sluttiness and they're both on the hottest guy alive. :(
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