I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
I don't even remember his name...i'm just gonna save it as birthday sex
day 8: i just gave goat a piece of pineapple soaked in rum. as an animal science major, im ashamed. as a normal person, it was awesome.
Sitting here wishing there were men in my life.
me too. too bad ive decided to fill that hole with cookie dough, closing the door to future men one fat cell at a time.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
God I feel like the rain man of hangovers.
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
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