let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
i left after you tried to balance a shot of tequila on your head while screaming at the bar tender that you fucked his girlfriend
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Okay! I've got my sketchbook, my purse, my coat, and a knife hidden in my cleavage. I'm ready for to meet my blind date~
next time we drink: battle shots.
battle shots or battle shits? if its the first, explain. if its the second I think I figured it out.
I can't take any time off so I'll be here drinking mimosas til I puke at home with my kitty
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
He kept screaming "I am the thunder!" when he was riding me.
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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