I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
I had a bacon mcgriddle for the first time today. It was like eating a baby angel.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
There's an australian, my relationship has no hope.
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
Seriously. My vagina. Can we talk about it? It's gonna jump off this treadmill and devour my trainer.
preface to our conversation: my vagina hurts.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I don't intentionally mean to ruin relationships for personal gain but. Yeah nah I totally do.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
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