I walked up to her and said hello and wanted to ask her if she had fun last night... she asked me if we had met before.
That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
i think i would be more confident if i were chinese.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
This is now the friendly bartender typing for him. He wants to be on you. He is going to "destroy your vagina". Good luck and sorry if this woke you up!
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
Wake your sexy ass up. It's donut time.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)
Btw, remind me to tell you about how I had to cancel my crazy wild sex plans with Will b/c my roommate came back from his trip after a day b/c Canada wouldn't let him in. Fucking cockblock.
Actually that's the whole story. You don't have to remind me.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
I keep worrying she's gonna have a repeat of the time the ceiling fan was talking in Chinese
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
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