I assume you are not resopnding because you are having sex thus i give you a text message high five
It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
Sucks about the cops last night
to be honest when I first looked up I wanted to know who was coming from a costume party..
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
Everything is fine now . The coast guard said we just can't take the inflatable trampling out past the break way anymore
you shall refer to me as my indian name from now on...running with dumb cunts
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
there's a strong possibility i came on your eyeliner last night bathroom sex was unplanned and rather messy sorry
Just sucked a bong hit straight from my girlfriends mouth & pretended I was a Dementor. Life just 87% more like HP.
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
Dude I thought she was trying to turn my dick inside out
For what it's worth, I didn't think that hitting you with a crowbar as hard as I did would break your arm like that. You should drink more milk.
Do you know how close I got to throwing him over the edge of the canyon?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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