Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
This cougar at my work just said "big breasts" referring to poultry... Still resulted in a boner.
He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Just woke up to my stoned boyfriend building a shrine around my bare ass. He'll never leave me.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
Worst luck of my entire life. Came in my own mouth
My internship group is made up of all freshman. Their enthusiasm for education and social interaction sickens me.
I asked my boss to leave early for a booty call. She said yes. See.... everyone sees it's important I get laid.
We watched scrubs, then I got a shower blowjob which led to shower sex and the living room floor sex. Now she's baking cookies. I may not be studying, but I'm doing something right.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
After the apocalypse all we'll have is vodka and twinkles.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
she chased shots of jack with a fucking steak. i'm in love.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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