Don't cheat on me with the blonde bimbo religi freak
I wouldn't touch her with a ten foot pole
She's blonde
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Reason #82 that I need to get laid: my pubes are getting split ends.
Pretty sure I just slept with Elmo.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
I literally have a bandage on my dick that's how bad she is at handjobs
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
It's pretty telling that my resolutions all involve who I will sleep with in 2014.
It's important to play to your strengths.
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
She climbed up the stairs with three brownies in one fist, two in the other, and one in her mouth. Also, she opened the bedroom door with her foot. I may be in love.
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
He deserves a nobel prize for his dick-giving abilities. 10/10, would ride again.
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