We almost didn't get a second pitcher, but now we're getting a sixth.
she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
you kept making us tell you how cute you looked in your new outfit, even after you threw up all over it
I have a great idea. you just need to get pregnant.
Mother, no, i will not talk about this again. Please stop planning my unborn daughters life. I will not put her in pagents. That is trashy. Stop watching toddlers in tiaras. It is also trashy. I love you.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
please don't ironically join a cult
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