Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
So I've been drinking and I told the bf about the gf he almost fell of his chair
She came to work with 6 additional layers of make-up, playing every Nickelback song about explicit teen sex, and with a dozen twinkies she bet she could finish without chewing any. I'm investing in a rape whistle.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
This was just another one of those days you wished you had a penis-size indicator instead of wasting your time isn't it?
I threw up outside of a cab while waiting in a drive thru Mexican line while others who i don't know watched from their cars while they ate. Dinner and a show.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
Sooo I ended up ugly crying at the drive thru window at 10 pm last night....how was your valentine's day?
Well what did you order
He was a foot taller than me and my hands were bigger than his, it's called Pity head
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